12/26/06 | Farmer John Sausage Links
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So it appears I’ve been “Digg”-ed. I didn’t really check stats until this morning (too busy opening Xmas presents at Cheap Eats HQ). If you’re coming here from Digg, thanks for stopping by. I have no idea how or why the site gets Digg-ed, but it happens every so often.
Anyhow, I meant to take a week off before posting again, but since there’s peoples around - here’s some pics of the free Farmer John Breakfast Pork Link Sausage I got the other day.
It turns out that my local supermarket did a “re-launch” (they must think they’re a website or something) and to promote it they had coupons for bunches of free items, providing you spent $10. Hell, I always spend at least $10 on the weekly trip to the market. So I went down there and got me some free sausage.
Interestingly, it looks like they left room in the package for the links to roll around. Either that or the Sausage Bandit struck while I was in line at the market.
I guess that’s a tip for Cheap Eats: check your local mailer for these type of coupons which are only good for specific markets. They also had coupons for free bread, free eggs, etc. But I couldn’t resist getting the sausage, even though it was probably worth the least.

I rarely buy breakfast sausage. I think I haven’t bought any in 5 years or more. That’s not to say I don’t like them. I often enjoy idly rolling around these fatty brown logs on the plate at IHOP too. I guess it’s probably a good idea that I don’t eat them too often, since there are some serious chunks of fat and other un-identifiable meat-ities to be seen in them when raw. Yup - close your eyes, cover and cook.
I was actually surprised that the sausage links themselves were pretty cheap even when not on sale: 8 of them for a buck. I kind of expected it to be more pricey. I usually buy the larger Italian or Bratwurst raw sausages in bulk pack and freeze it. Later, I defrost them and crumble them up for spaghetti or other pasta dishes. Or sometimes it’s Bangers and Mash time.
These little Farmer John’s Sausage Links taste pretty greasy and fatty. When you cook it as directed (I was surprised how long they said to cook it - like over 10 minutes?) they come out a little rubbery on the outside. When you bite into them, you get an occasional spattering of grease on your tongue. Yum.
They also have more sodium than a salt lick. But I still managed to eat ALL 8 of them myself. I pretended it was the Nathan’s Hot Dog contest and just scarfed them down. A tremendous ego boost to wolf down these links like that. Hmm.. I bet I could best my own record using Vienna Sausages or those mini Smoky Links.
Anyhow, this is a treat that I’ll probably have once a year or so. I’ve heard some people (and international conglomerates) form patties out of these links, fry them up, and serve them with molded scrambled eggs and muffins. And I’ve never, ever, ever had one of these, ever. Wink.

Price:Free (normally $1.00 for 8 links)
Cheap Eats Score: 7/10






December 26th, 2006 at 5:29 pm
I haven’t had these in a long with either, but I always liked them. There’s also a hot version that’s pretty good. The tricky part is trying to avoid the grease that splatters and burns you while you’re browning it.
Toasted English muffin + 3 links + fried egg + sandwich form = awesome cheap eats breakfast.
December 26th, 2006 at 8:29 pm
Just to let you know, the verb to use is “Dugg.”
December 26th, 2006 at 11:21 pm
ace - yes, I did have that splatter problem while frying. I grabbed a splash guard before I got burned badly.
marvo - hmm… maybe it should be “Diggled” instead? =)
December 27th, 2006 at 12:20 am
How did you cook them? Grill? Fry? Oven?
July 8th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
does anyone know how inexpensive it is too easy to make your own sausage instead of buying it?
December 3rd, 2007 at 11:15 pm
It might be inexpensvie and easy, but its still a dollar, and I imagine the process would take more than a few minutes, plus additional minutes for cleanup. All that trouble is worth a dollar. I had Jimmy Dean for the first time today out of curiosity (after I saw the funny audio clip), and they tasted exactly like these. Maybe even more fresher. Ever read the nutritional facts on these? Its like 1 serving (I imagine 2 sausages) is 210 calories, 180 fat calories. That’s why they’re so good.
July 30th, 2008 at 10:16 am
I recently bought your spicy sausage patties and had to throw them out after seeing so much fat. It must have been %50 or better. This is not only not tasty but very unhealthy.
August 15th, 2009 at 11:24 am
when they first came out with there habanero hot sausage : there were a little anemic but they have been improved and now have a good kick to them