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In-N-Out IS IT TRUE OR NOT GODAMNIT??!

Dearest In-N-Out,

I would very much like to know whether or not the keeerazy internet rumor about the In-N-Out 60th Year Anniversary on October 22, 2008 is true or not. According to some many people, on that day you may be selling your hamboyggas for a quarter, your cheeseboyggas for 30 cents, your Freedom Fries for 15 cents and your carbonated sugar water for 10 cents. It is difficult to know what story to believe, and I would very much like to know.

You see, I have been feeling down in the dumps lately – what with the economy sitting in the toilet and people at the Big Lots buying all the Trivial Pursuit Pringles before I can get my hot little hands on them.

Also, I have recently come down with a sore throat and cold so I am bedridden. Thusly, if you are indeed having your 60th bash w/ the low prices – would it be too much trouble to ask if you could please have a courier deliver 10 of your delicious cheeseyburghers and 3 orders of your Freedom Fries to my house? I’ll leave the door open so they can come right in. I believe the total would be $3.45, with tax that comes to $3.73. I’ll put it on the table near the door, next to the life-sized photo of Richard Dean Anderson.

There is an “attack cat” by the door, but he will not attack if you give him 1 cheeseburger and say “YOU CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER LIL FELLOE!”.

Also, if you could please have the courier arrive in a cherry red 1957 Corvette with the In-N-Out logo painted on the side. I would also like the courier to wear a snakeskin hat, Sarah Palin glasses, and a bikini.

Sincerely,
the ill (not illin’) Cheap Eats Editor

Editor’s Note: Excuse the above, I’m not feeling myself right now…

4 Responses to “In-N-Out 25 Cent Hamburgers?”

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  1. Ken Says:

    The only downside of an In-N-Out Burger sale would be even longer lines than usual. And instead of carbonated sugar water I like to get partially-gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages.

  2. Trebor Nash Says:

    Thank you for your e-mail.

    In response to your inquiry, we are sorry that the information you received or heard is incorrect. We are not offering any discounts or “specials” on our upcoming 60th Anniversary on October 22nd.

    We will be doing business as usual on our Anniversary, including offering quality meals at the same great value we offer every day.

    If convenient, we would appreciate your assistance by sharing this information with the person who contacted you.

    Thank you again for your e-mail, and for this opportunity to respond.

    Sincerely,

    April Dempsey
    Customer Service Representative

  3. Cheap Eats Editor Says:

    ken – I agree, I can’t even imagine what the drivethru would be like…

    trebor – Yep, it is false. They finally put something up on their site, albeit on an interior page. They should put it right on the front page. Oh, and if I find the person who started this rumor, I’m going to break their knees… Tanya Harding style. =)

  4. Candice Says:

    Hahahahaha….. that’s the funnies tthing i’ve read in a while!!!




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